[George]

Like the out of context thread, but starring out any word.

eis,eis,baby, on 4 Mar 2009, 06:02 PM, said:

Hanging my **** out the window when in a car.

[George]

Destiny Skywalker, on 4 Mar 2009, 04:25 PM, said:

I like to tell some of my co-workers that I could be their *****. That usually makes me feel younger.

[the skiff guard]

[the skiff guard]

ElfinYoda, on 4 Mar 2009, 07:03 PM, said:

I always WANT to **** (though she won't let me)

I won't get into the technicalities of ****ing, but you use muscles you never knew existed.

[George]

ShadowDog, on 3 Mar 2009, 02:02 PM, said:

The ***s are ON ME on that day! WOO HOO!!!

monkeygirl, on 1 Mar 2009, 09:35 AM, said:

I like the ****s and **** so much on this, the size doesn't matter as much.

[Otanku]

Lace Mindu, on 5 Mar 2009, 09:28 AM, said:

I thought it was always girls day when you're *******, Ryn.

But that's very cool. I read a **** book about this when I was young that I'd forgotten about. It was written as if two dolls were telling the story, and there was info on how to **** them and build them a japanese doll house and stuff. I'd love to **** that again.

[perfectsim]

Justus, on 3 Mar 2009, 07:18 PM, said:

I would **** the entire Family Circus collection into ****,fill a giant ****bag and slow **** it all before ever ******* Cathy again. Talk about post-modern ****-******** and unintentional self *******. Jeeze.

[George]

Hammurabi-Sith, on 6 Mar 2009, 05:59 PM, said:

Being able to still out **** some of my linebackers I coach during practice. I still **** in around 4.9 which isn't good but isn't bad either for an old man with a severe back problem out ****ing 16 year old boys.

[Rock]

The Human Torch, on 7 Mar 2009, 08:29 PM, said:

My wife brings her own ***** to work most days.

[Rock]

Sir RamaLamaDingDong, on 8 Mar 2009, 12:32 PM, said:

It's my ****y and I want it now!

[Jedigoat]

George, on 9 Mar 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

Well, that's a start.

Perhaps we can take shifts and have someone **** something incredibly obvious every 12 hours.

[Rock]

****goat said:

[Jedigoat]

^

Jedigoat, on 9 Mar 2009, 11:07 PM, said:

My kids never really cared much for *****. They would get **** out every now and then.

I remember the **** I had belonged to my oldest sister and brother originally. It was the old **** red kind.

[George]

Mara Jade Skywalker, on 9 Mar 2009, 04:20 PM, said:

My puppy Mara got ****ed last Thursday and she was so sad when she came home that night. I got home from work to find her ****ting on my husband's lap, with a big **** on her head. Even though she looked miserable and ready to pass out, her tail started going crazy and she started ****ing me when I petted her. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

[Rock]

Holy ****, dude. LMAO. WIN!

[Mara Jade Skywalker]

George, on 9 Mar 2009, 08:08 PM, said:

Mara Jade Skywalker, on 9 Mar 2009, 04:20 PM, said:

My puppy Mara got ****ed last Thursday and she was so sad when she came home that night. I got home from work to find her ****ting on my husband's lap, with a big **** on her head. Even though she looked miserable and ready to pass out, her tail started going crazy and she started ****ing me when I petted her. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

LMAO. A+.

[Otanku]

Chalcedony, on 10 Mar 2009, 05:07 PM, said:

Good ****, Six. Take some Band-Aids for the blisters. Instead of a **** brace, why not try just wrapping your **** and forearm in a stretchy bandage? It'll give the tendons and muscles some support without interfering with your hand.

[George]

^ nice one

Copper, on 10 Mar 2009, 06:52 PM, said:

I will **** you Six.

[Rock]

Ms. Spam, on 8 Mar 2009, 02:26 PM, said:

I got a thing of carrots to get my ***** on.

[NumberSix]

Otanku, on 10 Mar 2009, 10:54 PM, said:

how much money do I send to mandard via paypal to **** Rock??

[Otanku]

^

[Rock]

Ms. Spam, on 11 Mar 2009, 07:53 AM, said:

I don't think anyone wanted to TOUCH my *****.

[Jedigoat]

3 & 6 years to go..., on 11 Mar 2009, 02:28 PM, said:

That is just ****ed up. I oughta go have your ass ****** right now.

[Obi-Wan Cannoli]

Yossarian, on 25 Feb 2009, 09:34 PM, said:

In America do you eat p*****es on Shrove Tuesday?

[Obi-Wan Cannoli]

REVROSWELL, on 11 Mar 2009, 04:29 AM, said:

get your friends and their friends to ****. Somebody is going to have to **** the nuts

[Rock]

The Human Torch, on 15 Mar 2009, 01:46 PM, said:

I don't need the **** on my ass.

[Rock]

Paratech, on 13 Mar 2009, 12:03 AM, said:

Did you ever **** a **** that was too extreme for your taste?

[George]

Destiny Skywalker, on 18 Mar 2009, 08:14 AM, said:

Pong likes teh ****.

[Noxy]

George, on 4 Mar 2009, 09:11 PM, said:

Like the out of context thread, but starring out any word.

eis,eis,baby, on 4 Mar 2009, 06:02 PM, said:

Hanging my **** out the window when in a car.

[monkeygirl]

Brando, on 18 Mar 2009, 10:01 AM, said:

I was at my future sister-in-law's apartment recently and she has two ***ts. I had to leave almost immediately because I couldn't breathe.

I also love *******. I try to add ******* into as many of those activities as possible.

[monkeygirl]

Hwa-rang, on 12 Feb 2009, 06:39 PM, said:

I've had some sort of ***** junk going on all week, I think having to do with it going from 25 to 50 ******* in the course of a day. It's supposed to go back down to the 30s next week, so I expect to feel better.
Anyway, tissues with lotion are necessary. My **** is red as it is already from using so many tissues, but if I had used regular ones, it probably would be cracked and bleeding.
Anyway, I needed the three pack of lotion tissues, 2 packs of *****, from the dry mouth resulting from sleeping with my mouth open because my **** is so stuffed up. I needed 2 packs of ************. I didn't get them this time, but I usually like those fruit **********. I also need chicken ****. ****** ale is necessary for stomach stuff, otherwise any other type of ****. A pile of blankets. Comfy pajamas. I have a humidifier that you can put some ***** stuff in. I like that too. Vaseline too. I put a little of that on my **** overnight to keep it from getting really sore.

[monkeygirl]

jedigirl1, on 29 Dec 2008, 08:29 PM, said:

Oh man, I ***** up too. As soon as everyone takes off, I get out all the stuff that I'm normally too shy to ****, dress up fancy, and start singing and stuff. I am a freak.

It's harder now that I have four roommates though, I'm not alone as much.

[perfectsim]

Ms. Spam, on 19 Mar 2009, 08:53 PM, said:

I love it when I have a hard **** and one o' my furry guys ***** in my lap and starts ****ing and then out of the blue ***** me. My day's not so bad again, because, well, I been ****ed.

[monkeygirl]

NICE

[Jedigoat]

Wally Q, on 19 Mar 2009, 09:12 PM, said:

I think there's no ***** in it but I don't believe in censorship and feel you can **** whatever you want. No problem here.

[George]

Ms. Spam, on 22 Mar 2009, 06:34 AM, said:

My Mom's chihuahua is a pain though. Lacey gets in your lap and starts ****in like there's no tomorrow. If you're not careful she'll even slip you the tongue.

[Brando]

Ms. Spam, on 22 Mar 2009, 09:27 AM, said:

I got a small ***** back from f****** this year. I f***** way back in January though.

[perfectsim]

Destiny Skywalker, on 22 Mar 2009, 06:55 PM, said:

My husband and I started ****ing pretty soon after starting college, so most people are used to us being a package ****. But at the same thing, we're growing out of certain activities. More often than not, when we get together they just want to sit around and ****, and my husband and I are a bit over that. Not that I don't mind ****ing **** with friends, but aren't there other things we could do while doing that? I feel like I live a sedentary enough life ****ing 40 hours a week in a cubicle, so when I go on vacation, I like to be active. One day we all went to Sea World, which was something we never did while we were in college, and we all agreed it was a good time. They're planning a trip over Labor Day where all they're going to do is go into the woods, rent a cabin and **** themselves silly. We're passing. Instead we're going to **** on a Hawaiian cruise. I love our friends, but dropping a ton on airfare to go **** in the woods sounds stupid. Another guy in that group of friends wants to go to Europe next summer. That sounds a lot more fun!

[Rock]

^Score!

Lace Mindu, on 24 Mar 2009, 03:39 PM, said:

But it is an odd feeling when the **** suckers get stuck on your tongue, yeah.

[George]

Cashmere, on 27 Mar 2009, 10:52 AM, said:

I have taken **** at churches of more denominations than I can remember. I take it at a Lutheran one right now, but I never had my first **** there or anything. My boyfriend has taken it too, although he's Catholic. I totally forgot that it would be a big deal and accidentally let it slip to his mom in casual conversation. She got wide eyed and told me to keep it quiet around his dad.