[Richard Powers]

Hosted by: William Shatner, Mick Foley, George Takei

This post has been edited by Richard Powers: 25 August 2006 - 03:45 PM

[Gargan]

...Because, we ARE the Empire...

*An Orchestral boom resounds throughout the Arena as the feed goes back live, after showing an Empire video package. The strung-out notes slowly change to 'Empire' by Kasabian, and Union Flags fall down from the rafters, framing the ArenaTron*

Shatner: HI! I'M WILL SHATNER.. WELCOME TO nAw.. GEEKSLAM!

Foley: I hope you all have enjoyed the show so far... because here's out Tag Team Title match for the night!

*Floodlights illuminate the Union Flags as pyro explodes from all directions. In a flood of lights and patriotism, The Empire, Gargan and Ven Halcyon, walk out to a tremendous ovation*

Takei: Hey, I remember that one from the conventions!

*The Empire hold their Tag gold up in one hand, either side, as red, white and blue pyro pours from three spots above the curtain. The packed-out GeekSlam arena are popping madly, and Gargan goes to leap into the corwd, but Ven stops him with a wave*

Foley: What? Why's he stopping Gargan's stage dive?

*Ven starts to walk down to the ring, and Gargan looks apologetically to the crowd members, who look upset that they cant carry Gargan to the ring. The younger Brit tails behind the confident Sir Ven Halcyon*

Shatner: I have no idea... maybe he wants to keep Gargan under wraps until the match begins. God knows he's had a tough couple of weeks out there...

Foley: TOUGH? You call his pre-school bumps tough? I remember leaping off my house!

Takei: Why in the WORLD would you have done that?

Foley: ....

*The Empire go into the ring, Gargan rolling under the ropes, and Ven stepping through them. They hold up their tag titles another time as 'Empire still resonates from the speakers*

Shatner: Anyway... The Empire are lookin' ready to go.

Foley: I'M SMART OK! I WROTE A BESTSELLER!

[Ven Halcyon]

Takei: Weall have kid, it's a long line...

Shatner: So...you saw him at a con?

Takei: I think so...you?

Shatner: I'm...just...not...sure...

Takei: Maybe it was him. But lets sit and watch.

Shatner: It's...just so...big...the...forces are....over...whelming...

Takei: Should I...plot a course out of here?

Shatner: But where...would...we go?

Takei: Somewhere other than this obvious ploy from Ven Halcyon to score points in an RP only Deadweight rules match?

Foley: You gotta do what you gotta to do to win the match, you put it all on the line...i ripped my ear in half for this business, i've bledon five continents for this business, i've sucked Vince McMahon's **** for this business...

Takei&Shatner:

Shatner: Sulu...get us...out of here!

Takei: Aye aye, Captain.

Bill and George stand up, and in unison the two men give a sort of forward jerking motion and begin to run around the ring, mic's in hand.

Takei: Warp One.

Shatner: Mr Scott...we need...more...power.

Takei: Mr Scott is dead sir.

Shatner: You're...right...Bones...where's Bones...the doctor...can...sort every...thing...

Takei: 'Fraid he's dead too sir.

Shatner: Chekov! Chekov...arm...weapons...

Takei: Chekov's-

Shatner: No...saw him...in...uniform...

Takei: Ah...that's becuase he's been syndicated sir...Bester...

Shatner: Bab...y...lon....5...

Takei: Indeed, sir.

Shatner: Spock...There's always...Spock!

Takei: You could be right...oh...hold on sir...large planetary body comingup on our starboard side...

Foley: Have a nice day!

[Hank]

You-uuuuuu loooook sooooo... good to meee.

The capacity crowd explodes with a shocked pop.

Foley: Do my ears decieve me?

Shat: It's. Hank. And. R o d!



Takei: OOOOOH MYYYYYYY.

I can not turn my eyes away (I can not turn my eyes away)
I hang on every word you say (I hang on every word you say)
You make me want to hold you, you make me lose control
And you make my heart and soul complete

Ven & Gargan:

Hank & R o d slap eachother on the behind before prancing down to ringside.

Oh baby, you look so good to me
Oh baby, you look so good to me

Foley: The mystery team of Mr. Powers' was nonother than POW's own Hank & R o d!

Hank & R o d dance their way into the ring. Hank winks at Ven and R o d growls at Gargan.

Gargan:

I can not turn my eyes away (I can not turn my eyes away)
I hang on every word you say (I hang on every word you say)
You make me want to hold you, you make me lose control
And you make my heart and soul complete

Oh baby, you look so good to me
Oh baby, you look so good to me

Hank & R o d's music dies off and the bell sounds for the match to begin.

Foley: And it looks like Hank is set to start things off for his team.

Ven and Gargan argue over who is going to start the match.

Ven: Okay, you first.

Gargan: What? You're the leader! You go first!

Ven: That's right I'm the leader. And I say you go first!

Takei: I may be a Japanese-Amercian, but if The Empire needs a subsitute for this match, they can count on me. Haha. OH MY.

[R o d]

As the two members of the Empire agrue over who is start off, R o d sneaks his way up behind the two deliciously delectable Brits and swats on them on their nice firm buns.

Halcyon

Gargan:

R o d prances back to his corner, full of satisfaction and looking innocent with his pinky in his mouth. Gargan pushes Ven forward and steps out on the apron. The bell rings.

Foley: And I guess Ven Halcyon and Hank are starting things off.

Ven Halcyon: WHAT?! ME?!

R o d:

Hank:

[Ven Halcyon]

Ven shakes his head and loioks back at Gargan.

GARGAN:

VEN:

SHATNER: I think he's settling in...to what he can't...avoid....his...DESTINY...

TAKEI: I'd like a little of that kind of Destiny myself, i wonder what Hank and Rod are doing later...after they win of course.

FOLEY: I think Hank and Rod are in for a very NICE DAY!

Ven turns around and looks at Hank who is skipping around in circles, he waves at the tag champ with one of those little waves...and Ven waves back.

VEN:

GARGAN:

HANK:

Hank saunters over with a smile and a little hip movement, and Ven walks straight toward him, Hank stretches out an arm, but as he does, Ven grabs it and then flips him over his hip with a huge arm drag that sends Hank flying out through the corner and slamming side on into the ring post. Ven then head sstraight over to rod in the corner who is clinging on to the top rope with both hands, Ven grabs the rope and bounces it, bringing rod flipping forward first into the ring and onto his back.

In the corner, Gargan looks down at Hank, and he drops a guilotine leg across Hank's chest and throat which sends him crashing down to the mat, Gargan then jumps down after him and yanks him up, before flinging him under the bottom rope and back into the ring.

FOLEY: The Empire getting down to business here folks!

SHATNER: Is this where i need to sign?

TAKEI: Poor Hank and Rod...they are somewhat outclassed here...I have to say I am surprised Powers would do this to two such wonderful young men

[Ven Halcyon]

Ven Yanks Rod up off the floor and grabs him by the back of the head, he points over to where Hank is trying to get back to his feet and he nods his head to a cheer of the crowd. He whips Rod around and sends him flying toward his partner and Rod comes crashing into hanks back, sending Hank tumbling into the second ring rope, and rod tumbling into the top rope on top of him...

TAKEI: Oh my...

SHATNER: You mean, the you want to sign the right one?

FOLEY: Hank and Rod...erm...perhaps they should be taking that to the bedroom!

Gargan shakes his head on the side of the ring, and with a cheer for the crowd he climsb the turnbuckles on the outside, with both Hank and Rod danling over the ropes he dives off the top turnbuckles and cromes crashing down through both of them with a leg drop, Rod bounces b ack into the arms of Ven Halcyon who grabs him around the waist.

TAKEI: I think i need to get some air con here...

SHATNER: The left one too...?

FOLEY: What a Belly to Belly to suplex from Halcyon! Rod sent right out to the other side of the ring.

Ven nips back up to his feet and then goes over the ropes, he leans over to make sure Gargan is getting back to his feet and then pulls Hank up off the mat, and hooks him up into a Suplex position, before quickly snapping him over and back hard down onto the canvas.

TAKEI: I like all this high impact moves...they're highly...stimulating.

SHATNER: I'm sorry, I don't do anything below the stomach...

FOLEY: The Empire on top...and in charge here...the tag champs living up to their titles!

[Gargan]

*Gargan rolls up to his feet, mounting the turnbuckle once again. Ven stumbles out of the way as Gargan steadies himself in the crouched position, knees bent, holding the top ropes with his hands*

Shatner: Gladly.. but not.. OH GOD NO, PLEASE... NOT YOUR GRANDMA!

Takei: Gargan taking to the sky again.. ooooooo....

*Gargan stands without warning, balancing, and watching Ven tackle Rod. Hank is laying on the canvas, motionless. The crowd erupt as Gargan launches from his standing position into the air...*

Foley: WHADDA F*CK?

Shatner: My...god...what...hangtime....

*Even with Captain Kirk's over-acted, annoyingly slow-spoken sentence, Gargan is still soaring when he shuts up. Gargan is floating on the air... curling around.,.. straightneing out... plummeting downwards...*

Takei: SWANTON BOMB WITH AUTHORITY!

Ven: Jolly good show!

*Gargan bounces off Hank's stomach, falling limp onto the mat. Hank convulses, spinning around onto his front. Ven comes in, rolling Hank over...*

Foley: This could be it!

ONE!

TWO!

THRE-

Shatner: NO!

Takei: KICKOUT!

This post has been edited by Gargan: 21 August 2006 - 03:01 PM

[Gargan]

*Ven hasnt got time to get up, Rod is on him. Much like a lot skinnier version of Viscera, Rod leaps on Ven's back and starts pumping his pelvis into Ven's. The old brit smiles for a second... looking off, then remembers that he isnt in the hotel room and Ropd isnt Jeeves, and yells*

Foley:

*Gargan comes in from nowhere, limping from his massive Swanton Bomb, and quickly stumbles into a dropkick to the side of Rod's face. The old POW Vet falls off Ven Halcyon, who Gargan helps up. The Tag Champion accepts his younger partner's help, and brushes himself off once on his feet*

Shatner: What...was...that...all...about?

Takei: Hold me.

*Hank has rolled out of the ring, and the ref decides that Rod is the legal man, since, like everyone else, hge forgot the legal men. Ven, who was actually the legal man (at least he thinks so) stays in, while Gargan hops over the ropes, springing onto the apron*

Shatner: Who do you think I am... Lenoard Nimoy?

Takei: You WISH

Foley: Stop the fighting, nerds.

[Ven Halcyon]

Ven walks forward, as does Rod, a quick kick from Ven doubles Rod up, and he quickly grabs a hold of the prancing nanny's neck, and whips it around and down to the mat in a hard neckbreaker. Ven rolls back to his feet, and grabs the back of Rod's head, pulling him back up. He strikes across the very bare, very shaven chest with a resounding slap, and then steps alongside Rod, twisting his leg into Rod's, and then holding his arm across his chest, he drops backward, yanking on both limbs.

FOLEY: Perfect Side Russian leg sweep from Halcyon! I think the man who would be champ is starting to put on a wrestling display for the fans here!

TAKEI: I like it Mick.

SHATNER: What's it...got to...do...with Russian...?

Ven again gets up, this time he pulls up both of Rod's legs, and looking around at the crowd, and a recoverd Hank, and finally down at Rod.

ROD:

VEN:

Ven plants a boot into Rod' midrif, Rod oohs, but Ven then drops an eblow carefully across Rod's twisted knee, cuasing Rod to roll away clutching at his leg. Ven watches him roll as he gets back to his feet, he walks after him, yanking Rod once again to his feet, and then whipping him across the ring toward Ven's own corner. The elder Brit walks forward and tags in the young Gargan, getting a last kick to the inside of Rod's knee as he goes.

[HyDro_Rush]

As Gargan steps in through the ropes, and delivers a right handed fist into the temple of Rod, Ven is on the outside, routing him on. Gargan continues to attack Rod, with a string of right and left jabs, each hit, causing Rod to step backwards, when finally he gets hung on the rope, Gargan leaps off of the mat and drop kicks Rod over the top rope

Foley: Thats a great display of offense, by the creator of GWF, I really like this guy a lot.

Shatner: Why...is that?

Foley: Look at what GWF has done for the Wrestling industry, its brought back excitement, and it also has a lot of Hardcore elements...and if anyone knows Hardcore, its me.

Takei: Hey, speaking of GWF, why is that blue haired guy, walking down the ramp?

Shatner: Well....I don't know....he's not...scheduled....to be here.

Meanwhile Gargan is in the ring, waiting for Rod to enter the ring, Hank jumps off the apron, and helps his partner up, and suddenly, Gargan leaps over the top rope, and crashes on top of his two opponents

Foley: I love it, Gargan isn't holding anything back!!

Takei: That guy, with the blue hair, is getting closer to the ring, and seems to have his focus set on Ven Halcyon.

Foley: The guys name is HyDroRush, and he is the self proclaimed, "Definition Of Intensity"

Shatner: Well...thats werid.

Foley: Yeah, okay captain Kirk.

HyDroRush stops at the very bottom of the ramp, and looks back up. He then looks back into the ring, then back up the ramp again.

Takei: What do you think he's doing?

Shatner: He looks....like...he's waiting...for some...body.

Foley: Isn't it obvious!? He just came down to get a first hand look at the action.

[Ven Halcyon]

Ven looks over to make sure Gargan has everything under control and satisfied that he does indeed he then drops down off the ring apron and heads over to where hydro is standing at the bottom of the ramp. Ven smiles.

TAKEI: oh dear...

SHATNER: This...looks like...trouble...

FOLEY: Nothing Hydrorush would not deserve for sticking his nose in, this is nAw, not GWF and its about time these brats followed Gargans example and got on with business!

HYDRO:

VEN:

Ven steps quickly forward and grabs hydro who tries to go for a quick right, but the brit ducks underneath and wraps hydro arm around his own neck and drops him with a hard neckbreaker straight onto the edge of the ramp to a huge cheer from the crowd.

With the ref still watching gargan take out the challengers, Ven follows up his move by yanking hydro up off the floor and quickly wrapping him up for the suplex. He hoists the youngster up into a big vertical amd then turns around on the spot to give everyone a good look before dropping him and then planting him hard into the metal ramp with a power slam!

TAKEI: oh my....

SHATNER: that's...gotta hurt...

FOLEY: Nelsons column!!! Have a nice day!

Hydro's body spasms on the ramp and EMT'S rush down and quickly stick him into a back and neck brace before carting him off. Ven waves him away as the friends break into a rendition of 'na na na na, goodbye'

(OOC Edit: Sorry, postied from my pda, double posted!)

This post has been edited by Ven Halcyon: 23 August 2006 - 02:57 AM

[Gargan]

*Back in the ring, Gargan is getting worked on by Hank and Rod, the smaller half of the Empire team obviously suffering whilst one of his own GWF superstars distracts his partner*

Foley: Why did a GWF superstar attack Ven? He's Gargan's partner!?!?

*Ven bounds back into the ring as Gargan falls limp to the mat. Ven punches Rod so hard he does a back flip, landing awkwardly on his chest, bouncing across the canvas and sliding clear out of the ring. Hank makes a kissy face at Ven, but the Brit rugby tackles Hank down into the mat, hard*

Shatner: The limey is cleaning house!

Takei: No post-match celebrations for Hank and Rod tonight...

*Ven pulls Gargan upto his feet and takes him to the corner. Propping him against the turnbuckle, Ven stares the GWF founder, his partner, in the eye*

Ven: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

Gargan: I have no idea...

Ven: TELL ME IT WASNT YOUR DOING, GARGAN!

Gargan: I didnt tell anyone to do anything!

*Ven pulls away, not hearing the charge coming towards that corner. Ven stepped back at an angle, so Hank goes charging past him, spearing Gargan into the stomach. The 20-year old champion screams in pain, as he's speared so hard he's brought through the ropes and into the metal post*

Foley: GARGY!

Shatner: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gravity carries Gargles downwards, and the former POW Champion lands face-first on the set of steel steps. The crowd is hush as Gargan flops to the ground*

Foley: Ven Halcyon just watched Gargan get taken out of this by Hank!

*Ven yells and dives at Hank, grabbing him by the throat and picking him up. The wily old Vet dumps the scary molesting homo over the top rope onto his tag team partner, who was starting to get up. The crowd explodes into pops*

Shatner: Now, Sir Ven Halcyon's on his own! Lets hope he can keep this momentum going!

*Trainers have come running from the back to check on the condition of Gargan. He's laying in the fetal position, choking on blood, which is flowing slowly from his mouth. His partner, Ven, drops to the ring apron and asks the trainers if he is ok*

Foley: The situatuon looks dire for that young man.

Takei: I wonder if he can continue?

*Foley stands up, taking off his headset, and saying some unheard words to the other two*

Shatner: Well, Mick's going to see if Gargan is alive.

*Foley kneels down next to Gargan and the trainers. Two EMT's have come down with a stretcher, and a third trainer has come with a ring bag. Mick helps one EMT get Gargles on a stretcher as the trainer with the bag takes some sort of medical tests,.and the other attempts to stop the bleeding from his mouth*

Takei: His injuries could be internal, Captain.

William: WHERE THE HELL IS DOC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!

*Gargan sits up, and smiles at Ven with bloody lips. The crowd pop.. Gargan's still there*

Foley:

*Hank and Rod are stirring on the other side of the ring. Ven stands up, with the help of the ropes, and walks over to confront the challengers. The trainers are clearing Gargles up.. the bleeding's stopped*

Foley: *sitting down and putting back on his headset* He's gonna continue. He reminds me of me.

[R o d]

As Ven approaches his challengers, Hank swings a fist and misses as Ven ducks low. Ven grabs Hank from behind for a German suplex.

Hank: Have your way with me if you must!

Ven:

Ven executes the German suplex, but as he gets up, R o d catches him from behind and bends the Champion backwards. Disgusted noises comes out from every corner of the arena.

Shat: Are. We. Going to see it?!

Foley: Yes we are! The infamous face-up Pedigree!

R o d shoves Ven's head face up between his legs and plants him on the mat.

Foley: Steel Rod! Steel Rod!

Takei: I need to use the restroom.

Now sitting on Ven's face, the ref makes the count.

ONE. TWO.

Gargan breaks the count by kicking R o d in the chest. Yet Gargan can't help but snicker at Ven for receiving the Steel Rod.

[Gargan]

*Still laughing, the Tag team Champion peels Rod off Halcyon, and sends him stumbling into the ropes. Ven rolls out of the ring, spitting onto the floor*

Foley:

*Hank pulls Gargan's cargos down, but the Enigma kicks out, backwards, into Hank's "area". Rod squeals, lunging forward, and getting sent head over heels in a back body drop which makes the ring shake*

Shatner: JESUS TAKEI!! We're in public!

Foley: Control yourself, dude.

Takei: They're so sweaty...

*Hank screams as he's jerked around, pulled up into the air, and balanced. Ven's back in the ring, and he's more than pissed. Gargan steps out onto the apron as Ven pulls Hank down into a snap suplex*

Foley: Hank's been shown a thing or two..

*Rod pulls himself up with the ropes, and lashes out with a backhand slap into Ven's chest, cutting it open with his nails. Ven jumps back, and Gargan goes for the blind tag*

Shatner: The ref is making Ven move..

*Rod scarpers to his corner, going for a tag, but Gargan dives for his foot, tripping him. Rod reaches out, but Hank is too busy making kissy faces at Shatner to notice his outstretched arm. The former POW Champion pivots around Rod, pushing him away from his corner. Hank is still in a world of his own, gazing at Shatner*

Takei:...is he looking at you?

Shatner: He sure is.

*Rod shifts his weight, standing, and then kicks out, catching Gargles in the mouth. Neo-Naitch leaps up, grabbing Rod's head, twisting around... up, lift...*

Foley: Good god!

Crrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk

Shatner: THE RUDE AWAKENING!

*Hank's head snaps around, looking at his partner flop to the mat like a rag doll. Hank doesnt have time to think, Ven's pulled his ankle from the floor. Hank lands on his feet, but it's no good. Ven pulls him into the air for the second time this RP... and this time...*

Takei: The amazing Nelson's Column!

*In the ring, Gargan pins Rod with authority as the crowd go wild*

One.

Two.

Three!

Foley: The Empire retain! YES! THE EMPIRE RETAIN GOD DAMNIT!

Shatner: BOOYA!

*'Empire' by Kasabian comes resounding through the arena as ven meets Gargan in the centre of the ring with both NIGHTLY ARENA WRESTLING Tag Titles*

Announcer: The winnnnnners... and STILL.. nAw Tag Team Champions.... Gargan... Ven Halcyon... THE EMPIRE!!!

*Gold confetti comes raining down as The Empire are joined by its other two members. They hold up the Tag Titles as nAw GeekSlam: Ring 4 begins to sign out*

Foley: What a match.. the surprise return of the Twinks.. only to get bested by Gargan and Ven.

Shatner: Only now, Halcyon gets his title match!

Takei: Wont Gargan be a little pissed? He did ALL the work.. and he wants a title shot just as bad.

Foley: Well, whatever happens.. that was a brilliant match, and The Empire still hold the Tag Gold.