[Primbud]

These are great for the hype surrounding his return - that Sunday Night game seemed almost as the Bills were screwed, again.

http://eod.liquidviewer.com/wgr-od/wgr/200...ruschipbp-1.wma

http://eod.liquidviewer.com/wgr-od/wgr/200...rebruschi-1.wma

They're both audio files, a couple of minutes long, and wma files as you can see, no need to save them, just click and they ought to play.

For those who don't know, Tedy Bruschi is a linebacker (defense) for the SuperBowl champions New England Patriots who, in the weeks following their SuperBowl victory early in 2005, suffered a type of stroke, and his entire life, not just his american football pro career was in jeopardy.
And he returned to play in last Sunday's Sunday Night Football game, usually telecast on the Entertainment and Sports Network.

[ShadowDog]

OMG, those are hysterical! yes This slakes a little of my hatred, but I'm sure listening to John Madden blow him this Monday night will stroke the fires of loathing in my black heart back up to the previous levels. Have I mentioned this paragraph how much I hate Deady Brushe? LOL

In all seriousness, I hope he's not making a fatal mistake coming back because the NFL is no joke and he did have a freaking stroke this year.

[Austin]

I heard the first one. laugh They don't seem to work anymore.

[JonTucker]

Half-man, half-god, half-possible-centaur!

[Primbud]

They still work Austin. They're archived there ......

[Darth Irish]

At one point in the next week, he will save your life, this is so stickied!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

[Primbud]

Well, here are a few more Audio Humour DLs, not as good as those two mind you:

This first one is about a possible fixed game in the National Basketball Association.

http://eod.liquidviewer.com/wgr-od/wgr/200...7_lebronfix.wma

This next one is about an exhibition game between the Cereal All-Stars and the Yankees.

http://eod.liquidviewer.com/wgr-od/wgr/200...yankscereal.wma

This one is more of an advertisement, for the Vikings boat parties. Needless to say, it's not for the kiddies.

http://eod.liquidviewer.com/wgr-od/wgr/200...kingswild-1.wma

[Austin]

laugh They work at a different computer. Where do you get these from?

[Primbud]

A friend sent them to me.

[Darth Irish]

This stuff gets funiner every time I listen to it.

[Primbud]

The Indiana Jones board is apparently having its own Tedy Bruschi praising event. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas might have to redo the entire Indy trilogy now.

[Primbud]

Whoa look at this - Tedy Bruschi, despite suffering a stroke less than a year ago, show superhuman strength and heaves this entire thread back on to the first page. Unbelievable!!

[Darth Irish]

And it's.....yes, I think that's...it's Tedy Bruschi! Take a good look, he will save your life one day!

[Primbud]

... within the next two weeks ...

[CF]

I want to be a Bruschiite!

laugh laugh thumbs_u

[Darth Irish]

Half man, half god, and half possible centaur...Tedy Bruschi!

[Primbud]

For their upcoming Monday Nighter (the final Monday Night game of the season, and possibly the final one on the American Broadcasting Channel), the New England Patriots will give ample rest to their offensive stars Quarterback Tom Brady and Running Back Corey Dillon so the real superstar Tedy Bruschi can get some snaps under center as well as in the backfield. When asked of the sudden change this late in the season, head coach Bill Behlichick simply responded with ''It's only precautionary. Having clinched a playoff berth, [Patriots owner] Robert Kraft and I both feel that Tom [Brady] and Cory [Dillon] could use a little rest. Tom has been nursing a sore shoulder and Cory, well, any starting running back in this league takes a large amount of a pounding, and could use a little rest at this stage of the process. We still want to be able to field a competitive team for 60 minutes out there, this being a divisional opponent (at the NY Jets), and my lover Tedy bear gives us the best chance at succeeding. He'll be taking anywhere from 5-7 snaps under center and will line up as our primary h-back for a maximum of five plays to spell Cory, because we have Patrick Pass.'' When the repeated misspellings of Corey Dillon's first name were mentioned, head coach Bill Behlichick just grinned and said '' ... it's traditional.''

[CF]

Pats @ Jets, 1st quarter, 1:40 left.

Al: Bollinger steps back, looks, decides not to throw, runs out of the pocket, gets about 5 yards, and then is popped by Seymour and Bruschi.

John: You know, Bruschi is such a great player. He actually has his own religion. I mean, wow. He can play inside or out. He can catch very well, and he's quick. And, and, on this play, right there, he feels Bollinger coming, and, and then he just comes outside, and just - BOOM!

A: Yes, yes. And now Tedy Bruschi is getting up, but he is walking, no, jogging toward the sidelines. He is now sprinting, and he cuts through the players, and he - Oh my god! He just, he just jumped into the crowd. He, he's walking over to a fat man in a Jets hat, and he is taking the man's drink, and he has dumped it out into a trash can. And now he is puching the man, and now he - I cant believe my eyes! He just picked up this 500 pound man, and he has heaved out of the stadium.

J: And, and you know, that man was drinking beer, and that is not allowed here tonight. Bruschi did a nice job of seeing that and stopping this illegal drinking tonight. Tedy Bruschi, now, watch this replay. He tackles Bollinger, and out of the corner of his eye notes the fat man, and he gets up, and look at him find that gap in his sideline, and he just bursts through there. Wow.

1st quarter, :11 second left.

A: And Bruschi is slow getting up, it appears he has hurt his leg. But, he refuses help from the trainers, so he may be alright. And now he is, he is flying, or floating?, to the top of the stadium! Where...?

J: As you can see, Al, he is now helping fix a broken stadium light. And he has fixed it. Wow, he could be maintenance, security, and player all in one night.

A: Very great player indeed. And now he is running down the aisles, and he grabs a foam finger, and he is cheering for his team as he is getting back on the field.

J: And the Pats snap the ball, Brady goes to hand off to Dillon, but THE BALL IS TAKEN BY BRUSCHI! He cuts the other way, and starts to run upfield. He's at the 20, the 30, the 40, he's hit by two people, but they just slide off, and now, now Bruschi is appearing what would be a seizure and a stroke on the field, but he is still running! And he scores, touchdown Pats, on a 101 yard TD run by Bruschi.

A: Bruschi has recovered now, and he is dancing and celebrating, and now he goes into the crowd, up to a man in a wheelchair, and he, he - oh my god - he cured the man, the man is walking, he has just stepped off his wheelchair. Ladies and gentleman, Bruschi just performed a miracle.

J: Yes, and now - OH MY GOD, he's been shot! He was shot in the chest twice by a rifle, and his wife is now pursuing - no, she has killed the shooter.

A: And Bruschi is running down to the field, he jumps on a cart, he is driving the cart with blood coming out of his chest. He has driven into the tunnel....

*10 seconds later*

J: And here comes Bruschi, all healed up, and he runs onto the field and tackles Coles just shy of the endzone, and, no, he caused a fumble. And he has picked it up and now is hit by the whole Jets team simultaneously but is still runing downfield.

*pause*

A: He scores! On a 99 yard fumble return, carrying the whole Jets team, and even Herm Edwards, he scored.

J: Tonight, he's fixed the lights, healed a crippled man, dumped some beer, and scored a few times. What an amazing player. I am now a Bruschiite.

[ShadowDog]

laugh

(padding my post total number with graemlins since Feb!)

[CF]

I do that all the time. unimpres

[patsfan96]

Does any one still have this clip? I'd love to hear it once again as it totally cracked me up a couple years ago.

[ShadowDog]

I wouldn't mind a permanent copy because it did make me laugh at the time. And it's relevant again since he's written a book throwing his former teammates and coach under the bus.

[Primbud]

Here's like 54 seconds of it: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/b/3/3b3...c4cbe4daad3.mp3

[patsfan96]

Thanks, Primbud. It's a shame though that such comedy seems to have been lost.
Found a small piece, I wish he was my dad too.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/7/1/471...12bebf3d0e4.mp3

[bennyc64]

Can anyone find any of the other links?? I have never wanted to hear a clip more than any of these in my life.

[Primbud]

Sorry buddy, can't help you without some extensive searching. Perhaps you can get in touch with the radio offices themselves?